one of my pet peeves is ethnic advertising. its a sad state of affairs that in the 21st century we're still so segregated that ads in ebony/jet publications have to feature black models. why can't ad agencies diversify their models and then run one multi-ethnic ad in any publication? check out this parody of an "ethnic" ad for delta airlines. you need to know ebonics or you won't understand 1/2 of it.

"delta we be flying all over this b-yotch!"

and in the same vien as above. this time, its hooked on paisonics from the maker of hooked on ebonics

"leave the gun, take the cannoli."

a clip from the man show. a 13-year old kid is set up with a beer stand, and an earpiece. he is feed obnoxious lines from adam carrola as the reactions of pedestrians are caught on tape. definitely sophomoric and not for everyone. right click and "save as" to download.

"hey toots, howabout a beer?"

i remember flipping channels late at night and coming across this guy in between info-mercials. talk about a charlatan and a hack. sending him your hard earned $$ ain't buying you a spot in heaven. this flatulence filled clip sums him up quite well.

"i'm just trying to do god's will"

another flash movie. a friendly game of pong turns violent.

"that last ball was out!"

probably not even worth being on this page its so dated now. the bears at one point had qb cade mcnown. a group of bears fans unhappy with his play throughout that season made a website called tradecade.com and this was their logo.

"all the pieces are in place."

all time classic headlines from SNL news anchor norm mcdonald...

"live from new york it's saturday night!"

norm's greetings on cheers.

"nooorm!"