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there is a simpsons episode titled "a star is burns", where the critic makes an appearance. homer is chosen to be a judge in the springfield film festival.
hans moleman narrates, 'man getting hit by football.' hans stands on a walkway; someone tosses a football at him. it hits him right in the groin, and he doubles over in pain.
homer [ laughing hysterically ]: "this contest is over! give that man $10,000"
the critic: "this isn't america's funniest home videos."
homer: "but. . .the ball! his groin! it just works on so many levels! roll it again!"
i'm with you homer, although any episode with a hans moleman appearance is probably one i like. now on to the disclaimer:
the humor in this section is completely sophomoric, stupid, borderline cruel, and at the expense of other people. those that may find such humor distasteful, dumb, boring, or just generally not to their liking are free to roam other sections of my site, or get their laughs at more erudite source.
on to the "nyuk nyuks" all links open in new windows. quicktime required. |
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on a slow day at work, we watched this clip about twenty times. i think parshall added the sounds, maybe it was me. watch the dust go flying.
"doh!" |
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no doubt inspired by the famous scene in from here to eternity, romeo carries his love on the beach with disastorous results. cue the nazareth 'love hurts'!
"ouch - love" |
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now you might think this really cruel since the victim is a small child, but any american male that has played sports has shared this experience. for me it was a baseball right upside the noggin. obviously the sound was added later for effect.
"ouch - football" |
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another little victim. you gotta look closely at this clip. a basketball game is ending, the home team throws a full court desperation shot that misses the basket. i think the military term is "collateral dammage"
"ouch -basketball" |
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