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over these past few years as i surfed the web, i've come across some funny, sick, twisted, thoughtful, intelligent, stupid, and likely illegal stuff. and what did i do? why download it of course. i had access to a jaz drive and a T1 connection. download, download, download.

and then of course there was all the stuff people would send me. bill gates is testing an email system to send some poor kid to disney world, and if we send it all of our friends we'll all be rich. you say it sounds crazy but it just might work?!

so anyway, i've culled through the junk i've collected over the years and a lot of it frankly is not worth the bytes used. still some of it is worth sharing with you folks. so check your plugins, click on a section icon, and enjoy.
ADS
a man is truly at his most creative when he's trying get in your pants -- and i mean for your wallet. this is just a little tribute to some of the ads i've seen online. not sure if they worked in the sense that i was willing to part with my money, but i did enjoy them for a variety of reasons.
OUCH!
aaron allston said "the difference between tragedy and comedy: tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else." i couldn't agree more. and although slapstick maybe the lowest form of humor, i can't help but laugh at these clips. for the record everyone got some advil and they're all doing fine; so don't feel guilty just laugh.
INVITES
'if these walls could talk' may be the name of a HBO movie about lesbians, but really its what the story of my living in chicago should be called. for 2 1/2 years @ the intersection of lawrence and clark my roommate and i threw a lot of parties.
JUST FUNNY
it runs the gamut from sound files, videos, jokes, lists, blah, blah.
CALL ME
when i lived in chicago i used to work some pretty late hours. maybe it was too much caffeine, deadlines, i don't know. but i was definitely a little punchy when i got the idea to start taping some of my voice mails. i got some funny friends. just don't call me linda tripp. . .
THE KITCHEN SINK
yep. everything else that i just couldn't fit in anywhere else.